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Weird dream
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Man, whatever I did to have such a vivid dream, even though I woke up sweating (possibly unrelated), I would like to do it again!
The dream started with me scolding my dog for playing with the light switches. Wildly tangent into me scolding his prior owner's boyfriend/husband for teaching him to do it. The rest of the dream is the weird bit, and doesn't seem to be at all related to the 'teaser'.
My wooded property was being invaded by rather benign blue and cream calico wolverines. In the dream, I suspected they were also intelligent. As I have pets, I could not allow the potentially extremely dangerous animals to remain, so I loaded up my handgun (why not my rifle??) and proceeded to walk up to one of the big males and pulled the trigger.
Misfire.
Pulled the trigger again, another misfire. I ejected the clip and the bullets didn't even have primer caps on them! In fact, every bullet in the box was filled with red and yellow Play-Dough! How hadn't I noticed that when I was loading the clip? Fortunately, I had purchased three boxes, and ran back to the house to load up a clip from a different box, and I passed one of the wolverines. It was torn up and appeared to be dead, one whole leg pulled out from the socket. My mom walked over to it to make sure it was dead, and it reared up weakly to snarl at her. As I drifted toward conciousness, I had successfully reloaded a clip, and was heading back to the battlefield.
On waking reflection, I hadn't ever even cocked the gun. Oh, well - It was full of Play-Dough anyway >.<
The dream started with me scolding my dog for playing with the light switches. Wildly tangent into me scolding his prior owner's boyfriend/husband for teaching him to do it. The rest of the dream is the weird bit, and doesn't seem to be at all related to the 'teaser'.
My wooded property was being invaded by rather benign blue and cream calico wolverines. In the dream, I suspected they were also intelligent. As I have pets, I could not allow the potentially extremely dangerous animals to remain, so I loaded up my handgun (why not my rifle??) and proceeded to walk up to one of the big males and pulled the trigger.
Misfire.
Pulled the trigger again, another misfire. I ejected the clip and the bullets didn't even have primer caps on them! In fact, every bullet in the box was filled with red and yellow Play-Dough! How hadn't I noticed that when I was loading the clip? Fortunately, I had purchased three boxes, and ran back to the house to load up a clip from a different box, and I passed one of the wolverines. It was torn up and appeared to be dead, one whole leg pulled out from the socket. My mom walked over to it to make sure it was dead, and it reared up weakly to snarl at her. As I drifted toward conciousness, I had successfully reloaded a clip, and was heading back to the battlefield.
On waking reflection, I hadn't ever even cocked the gun. Oh, well - It was full of Play-Dough anyway >.<
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Happy Birthday To ME!
1 min read
My brother fucking RAWKS.
Cool new toy.
I has it.
To top this glorious cake it comes with badass software, too.
Cool new toy.
I has it.
To top this glorious cake it comes with badass software, too.
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Art Theft/Theft of Intellectual Property
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If you care about art theft, art, plagiarism, or just plain intellectual property, read this and repost! Spread the word about dirty publishers!
www.luclatulippe.com/2008/04/1…
Those of you who know me personally, know I don't post crap, and research most everything BEFORE I pass it on. Feel free to do the same.
www.luclatulippe.com/2008/04/1…
Those of you who know me personally, know I don't post crap, and research most everything BEFORE I pass it on. Feel free to do the same.
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Revamp
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Hello, all my watchers (however few you may be)
It's about time for 'spring' cleaning - Anything without a fave is going away one week from the date of this post. I will no longer be posting roughs or anything sub-par. Insofar as sub-par is defined from this viewpoint: Don't expect to be see anything new for a very long time.
- Orby
It's about time for 'spring' cleaning - Anything without a fave is going away one week from the date of this post. I will no longer be posting roughs or anything sub-par. Insofar as sub-par is defined from this viewpoint: Don't expect to be see anything new for a very long time.
- Orby
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Introductory Post
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Hello there, Deviants,
I've been on DeviantArt for nearly three years, lurking (mostly) silently with an alternate account. In fact, only one comment was ever made from it, and only one made to it.
I'm finally posting now to get some constructive criticism, so please, have at it! Let me know what I did right, what you like about it, and what I should keep, and what I need to practice a little (or in some cases, a lot) more on, move, change, or replace/remove entirely.
Thanks,
Orb
I've been on DeviantArt for nearly three years, lurking (mostly) silently with an alternate account. In fact, only one comment was ever made from it, and only one made to it.
I'm finally posting now to get some constructive criticism, so please, have at it! Let me know what I did right, what you like about it, and what I should keep, and what I need to practice a little (or in some cases, a lot) more on, move, change, or replace/remove entirely.
Thanks,
Orb
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